Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Friday, 20th March 2025
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required
♿ Limited accessibility - Due to vessel design, steep stairs, and gangway access, wheelchairs cannot be accommodated. Oher mobility requirements and aids may limit access to certain areas. Please ensure the event is suitable for your individual needs before purchasing.

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue -  2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping 
🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic 

 

🎭 Jackie Loeb

One of Australia’s most celebrated comedians, Jackie Loeb is a MO Award Winner for Best Live Comedy Act and a nominee for Best Comedy at the Hollywood Fringe Festival.

Jackie has performed internationally at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Dinah Shore Festival (Palm Springs), and Women’s Week in Provincetown (USA) — a rare honour for an Australian comic.

You’ll recognise her from:
• Full Frontal (Series Regular)
• Good News Week
• Spicks and Specks
• Studio 10
• The Today Show
• NBC’s Superstore

🗞️ Sydney Morning Herald: “One of the Top 5 Comics”
🗞️ LA Weekly: “GO”

 

🎤 Brett Nichols

A Tropfest finalist and winner of Australia’s premier comedy competition Green Faces, Brett Nichols is a seasoned headline act known for his razor-sharp ad-libbing and fearless crowd work.

He’s appeared on:
• The Footy Show (Nine Network)
• Stand Up Australia (Comedy Channel)

Brett is also a sought-after TV audience warm-up comic, working on:
• Ready Steady Cook
• NRL Footy Show
• Top Gear Australia
• Gladiators

Add to that a long list of national TV commercials (Carlton Draught, Foxtel, Telstra, McDonald’s, Aussie Home Loans) and you’ve got a comic who turns every show into an event.

 

😂 Dave Williams

A comedy heavyweight, Dave Williams has performed a new show every year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival since 1999 — an extraordinary achievement in stand-up comedy.

He’s toured nationally with the MICF Roadshow, performed internationally at the Montreal Comedy Showcase, and is a regular performer at The Comics Lounge (Melbourne).

🗞️ USA Today: “Brings the house down”
🗞️ Rip It Up: “The best live stand-up working… accept no substitutes”
🗞️ The Advertiser: ★★★★ “Has to be seen to be believed”

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❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard 
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
* Accessibility is subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements – please contact us before booking to discuss assistance animals or mobility devices.

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

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💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!