Comedy on the Harbour

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A SATURDAYNIGHT!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad.

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Saturday, 18th April 2026
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour

🔞 18+ Event – Valid photo ID required

👠 Heel policy: Small chunky heels allowed; tall or pointy heels not permitted; steep stairs apply to access to mid-deck & sky-deck.

🎒 Bag Policy: Large bags are not permitted onboard. Bags will be searched prior to boarding.

♿ Limited accessibility - Due to vessel design, steep stairs, and gangway access, wheelchairs cannot be accommodated. Oher mobility requirements and aids may limit access to certain areas. Please ensure the event is suitable for your individual needs before purchasing.

*Please refer to all important info & FAQ's prior to booking

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – Amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue - 2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic

Justin Hamilton (Hammo)

One of Australia’s most respected voices in comedy, Hammo has built a powerhouse career as a stand-up comedian, writer, director and producer while always keeping his distinct, fearless voice.

Career Highlights:
• Director of nationally touring shows Jenny’s Travels (Jenny Tian) and The Conversations Tour (Richard Fidler & Sarah Kanowski)
• Toured with Tom Gleeson across regional Australia
• Melbourne & Sydney Comedy Festival performer
• Filmed two stand-up specials: Little Victories and Stuff and Nonsense
• Author of memoir series One Foot in the Spotlight

What the critics say:

“Memorably, blisteringly funny, and poignant.” – The Australian
“An unforgettable performance… intelligent, witty and very entertaining.” – Adelaide Advertiser
“A masterpiece of modern angst.” – Herald Sun

Awards Include:
🏆 Melbourne Comedy Festival Director’s Award
🏆 Adelaide Fringe Best Comedy Show
🏆 Equity Award – Most Outstanding Performance in a Comedy Series

🌍 International Comedy Force – Imaan Hadchiti

A Guinness World Record holder for World’s Shortest Full-Time Comedian, Imaan delivers globally travelled, fearless and deeply original comedy.

With over 15 years on stage across 5 continents, he’s performed at:
• Edinburgh Fringe
• Adelaide Fringe
• Perth Fringe
• Melbourne International Comedy Festival
• Glastonbury & Woodford Festivals

★★★★ “Top quality stand-up” – Mumble Comedy
★★★★ “Audience hooting with laughter” – Edinburgh Spotlight

🎹 Musical Comedy Genius – Patrick Golamco

Chinese-Australian comic Patrick blends clever musical comedy, sharp one-liners, and delightfully awkward introvert energy. Performing nationwide across major comedy festivals, he’s also a RAW Comedy NSW runner-up and award-winning scriptwriter.

Expect keyboards, punchlines, and brilliantly offbeat humour.

🌶️ Rising Star – Riv Narak

Raw, chaotic, and completely hilarious, Riv’s comedy dives into culture, identity, stereotypes, and modern Aussie life — all delivered with unpredictable energy.

• Sydney Fringe sell-out performer
• Regular opener for international headliners
• Lithgow Comedy Fest Best Emerging Comedian

“Delightful blend of cultural humour and clever observations” – Sydney Scoop

⚓ Why Watch Comedy in a Theatre…

…when you can laugh your way across the harbour under the night sky?

🎟️ Tickets are limited

❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
* Accessibility is subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements – we cannot accomodate wheelchairs - please contact us before booking to discuss other assistance or mobility devices.

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!