Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

With a complimentary drink and canapes on arrival there is no better place to be on a friday night!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.

🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic 
Mick Meredith - Regarded as one of the best Australia has to offer, Mick will blow you away live. Having appeared a dozen times on the NRL Footy Show as well as behind the scenes writing content for it, Mick is no stranger to TV and radio. He’s also appeared on 110% Tony Squires, Stand Up Australia, Mornings with Kerri-Anne, Joker Poker,The Fat and Thursday Night Live. Mick has smashed audiences at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Auckland Comedy Festival, Adelaide Fringe, Sydney Comedy Festival, The Sydney Cracker Festival Gala, Wild West Comedy Festival (Perth), and as a favoured guest entertainer on P&O cruise ships.

Mick enjoys a status as one of the countries most sought after corporate comics; entertaining audiences at dozens of corporate events per year. Past bookers have included NAB, Master Painters of NSW, The Rugby World Cup, Channel 9, Austral Bricks, NSW Sportsperson of the Yearand probably over 200 more!!!

“He's a Footy Show favourite." - Fatty Vautin, Channel 9

"Strapped to a guitar and peppering the show with songs, Meredith turns life’s mundanity and difficulties into witty gags, none too serious and very funny experience" -Adelaide Advertiser

Andrew Barnett has established himself as a crowd favourite in Comedy clubs across Australia and New Zealand. He is an award winning comedian who has written and performed for television and radio. Known as Barney to the audiences of Fox Sports, he is the co-host of The Night Watchmen on Fox Cricket and The Professor’s Late Hit on Fox League he also makes regular appearances on Sunday Nights with Matty Johns.


As a stand up, Andrew has a relaxed style which belies a razor sharp wit. He has performed sold out shows at Festivals across Australia.

“Quick witted, sharp-tongued...” The Daily Telegraph
“Warm, personable and hilarious” - Akmal Saleh

Chris Radburn - Time Out People’s Choice Award. International Finalist – NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Former lawyer Chris Radburn is an Aussie comedian who has earned a reputation for clever and cheeky observations that are relatable original and hilarious. Chris has appeared as a comedian on over 15 TV shows including The NRL Footy Show, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, CNN International, Stand up Australia, Thursday Night Live, Getaway and the Sydney Comedy Festival Gala and performed overseas in America, Malaysia, Solomon Islands, Egypt, Dubai and New Zealand. Chris also Performed for the Australian Troops in Afghanistan

★★★★ “Clever –witted observational gags…Likely to strike a chord with anyone willing to not take themselves too seriously.” – The Advertiser

”Overflowing with laughter for his set …… Radburn combines the Aussie yarn with classical comedic storytelling, culminating in a hysterical show.” –  Kryztoff Raw

“…reveals himself for the true professional observer he is.” – Rip it Up

“Great delivery …you murdered’ – Rob Schneider

‘With deft wit, his observational style hits’ – The Age

‘Very funny …the audience loved it’ – Sun Herald

‘Laid back Seinfeld like ‘real life’ comedy’ – Arts Hub

Handpicked to support US comedy superstars Chelsea Handler, Weird Al Yankovic and Rob Schneider on their Australian tours.

 

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue -  Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, peterdrayton wines, spirits and RTD favourites.
🍔 Delicious Food by Our Private Chef – Free Canapés on arrival and then a crowd-favourite menu available to purchase
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping 

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Friday, 17th October 2025
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard – The complimentary drink on arrival included with your ticket purchase is limited to one drink per person from the the Hosts's selection of House Beer, Wine, Sparkling wine and Soft drink.
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!