Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Friday, 20th March 2025
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue -  2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping 
🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic 

 

🎭 Jackie Loeb

One of Australia’s most celebrated comedians, Jackie Loeb is a MO Award Winner for Best Live Comedy Act and a nominee for Best Comedy at the Hollywood Fringe Festival.

Jackie has performed internationally at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Dinah Shore Festival (Palm Springs), and Women’s Week in Provincetown (USA) — a rare honour for an Australian comic.

You’ll recognise her from:
• Full Frontal (Series Regular)
• Good News Week
• Spicks and Specks
• Studio 10
• The Today Show
• NBC’s Superstore

🗞️ Sydney Morning Herald: “One of the Top 5 Comics”
🗞️ LA Weekly: “GO”

 

🎤 Brett Nichols

A Tropfest finalist and winner of Australia’s premier comedy competition Green Faces, Brett Nichols is a seasoned headline act known for his razor-sharp ad-libbing and fearless crowd work.

He’s appeared on:
• The Footy Show (Nine Network)
• Stand Up Australia (Comedy Channel)

Brett is also a sought-after TV audience warm-up comic, working on:
• Ready Steady Cook
• NRL Footy Show
• Top Gear Australia
• Gladiators

Add to that a long list of national TV commercials (Carlton Draught, Foxtel, Telstra, McDonald’s, Aussie Home Loans) and you’ve got a comic who turns every show into an event.

 

😂 Dave Williams

A comedy heavyweight, Dave Williams has performed a new show every year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival since 1999 — an extraordinary achievement in stand-up comedy.

He’s toured nationally with the MICF Roadshow, performed internationally at the Montreal Comedy Showcase, and is a regular performer at The Comics Lounge (Melbourne).

🗞️ USA Today: “Brings the house down”
🗞️ Rip It Up: “The best live stand-up working… accept no substitutes”
🗞️ The Advertiser: ★★★★ “Has to be seen to be believed”

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❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard 
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
* Accessibility is subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements – please contact us before booking to discuss assistance animals or mobility devices.

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

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💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!