Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

With a complimentary drink and canapes on arrival there is no better place to be on a friday night!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.

🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic - Opening Night
AL Del Bene (USA)
Los Angeles Comedy Awards Comedian of the Year, Al Del Bene broke into comedy in Boston at the ripe age of 18. Upon moving to New York City he quickly became a staple of the underground comedy scene. After bleeding New York dry of every last joke about how miserable living there made him, Al moved to sunny Los Angeles where he became a regular at the world famous Laugh Factory on Sunset Boulevard. From there, he moved to sunnier Sydney, and has never looked back, bringing his trademark, relatable mirth to audiences around the country and the world.
Al Del Bene has toured extensively with Dane Cook, performing to more than 100 sold-out stadiums and arenas as part of Cook’s tours. Del Bene has also performed at the Sydney Opera House with Bill Burr and supported Jon Lovitz and Tim Allen on countless shows. 
Al has travelled to Kuwait and Iraq to perform for the troops and has had TV appearances on Comics Unleashed, Jon Lovitz Presents and NESN Comedy All Stars. 
Winner – Comedian of the Year – L.A. Comedy Awards
“Genius of Stand-Up” – The Manly Daily

CAM KNIGHT 
2025 is set to be a big year for Cam. Staring in the 2024 Last King of the Cross.. Having featured in the televised Just for Laughs festival at the Sydney Opera House, as well as the televised Sydney Comedy Festival Gala on the Comedy Channel, Perth Comedy Festival Gala and multiple episodes of ABC TV’s Back Seat Drivers, Cam’s television presence is enjoying a meteoric rise.
“★★★★★ - Theatre People  
“★★★★ 1/2 - For an easy win " Herald Sun  
“★★★★★ Knight stands alone as the master of all masters”  - The Last Laugh
 ★★★★★ “Cam Knight's show has it all...." - Amelia Broadstock, The Adelaide Advertiser

SEAN WOODLAND
In the past couple of years ‘Woody’ has received critical acclaim opening shows for American comedy superstars Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis and Dave Chappelle.
Honing his craft over the past winter in the UK, in 2025 Woody is touring Australia with another blistering assault on societal hogwash and the pretentious devotion to striving for higher status.
“Has more than average number of laughs up his sleeve. Do Woodland and yourself a favour and get along.” The Adelaide Advertiser★★★★

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue -  Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, peterdrayton wines, spirits and RTD favourites.
🍔 Delicious Food by Our Private Chef – Free Canapés on arrival and then a crowd-favourite menu available to purchase
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping 

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Friday,  15 August 2025
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard – The complimentary drink on arrival included with your ticket purchase is limited to one drink per person from the the Hosts's selection of House Beer, Wine, Sparkling wine and Soft drink.
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!