Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour
🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️
🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.
NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!
We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.
🛳️ Cruise Details:
đź“… Date: Friday, 14th November 2025
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
đź“Ť Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required
🔥 What to Expect:
🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue - 2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
🎠3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.
🎤 On the Mic
Performing Acts To Be Confirmed
âť— Important Info:
• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
​​​​​​​Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.
🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.
đź’¬ Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!
