Guest Starring Tahir! Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour
🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️
🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW – LIMITED SPOTS!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer!
🔥 SPECIAL GUEST STARRING HEADLINER: TAHIR 🔥
Yes, that Tahir – TV favourite, festival legend, and one of Australia’s most in-demand comedians – bringing his high-energy, laugh-until-it-hurts comedy to the harbour! 🤣🌊
Alongside Tahir, expect razor-sharp wit, outrageous stories, and crowd-roasting banter from an elite lineup of comedians from Australia and abroad.
🚨 NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!! 🚨
We’re transforming Newcastle Harbour into an exclusive floating comedy club with a 3-hour cruise featuring the very best in stand-up comedy. While the vessel holds 500, we’re limiting capacity to just 170 guests so everyone gets a seat on the main deck for the show.
🛳️ Cruise Details
📅 Date: Saturday, 23rd May 2026
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual (flat shoes or low heels only – no tall skinny heels for safety)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required
🔥 What to Expect
🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 huge sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment
🌟 Special Guest Starring Headliner: TAHIR
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue – 2 bars serving craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTDs & classic mixed drinks
🍔 Delicious Snack Foods – Available for purchase from our onboard chefs
📸 360° Harbour Views – Wrap-around decks + sky deck for epic selfies
🕺 Pre & Post-Show Vibes – Music pumping across all 3 levels
🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
A killer comedy lineup featuring stars of TV, major comedy festivals, and viral online fame – capped off by TAHIR as your special guest starring headliner. Expect big laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable moments.
🎤 On the Mic
TAHIR + Supporting Acts (to be confirmed)
❗ Important Info
• No reserved seating or tables – ticket numbers strictly limited for comfort
• NO BYO – food and drinks available onboard
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional use
• Accessibility subject to vessel design & marine safety requirements – please contact us prior to booking
💳 Refund Policy
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please ensure all details are correct before purchasing.
🎯 EXCLUSIVE EVENT – ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
This floating comedy club will sell out fast.
👉 BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night on the harbour.
💬 Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a boatload of laughs on Newcastle Harbour.
This isn’t your average comedy night…
👉 It’s stand-up with a view – starring TAHIR. 😎🛳️🎤
